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March 29, 2005

A few things you may not now about me and probably don't care to:

1. I rarely sleep more than 6 hours
2. I exercise at least 3 times a week
3. I really enjoy reading to my kids
4. I like cats, but am allergic to them
5. I love dogs, and am not allergic to them(thus, we have a dog)
6. I don't have a single friend I've known more than 16 years(when you consider the fact that I'm 35, that's kind of sad)
7. I do not possess a "killer instinct"(you know, the one that enables you to go for the throat in a fight or an argument), thus keeping me out of practicing law(probably not a bad thing)- always too soft hearted on that part
8. Given the choice, I'd rather work at something than just sit around(unless I'm allowed to read, then I can sit with the best of them)
9. I'm not a great fisherman, I just enjoy the solitude or just the time with my kids
10. I love the smell of fresh cut grass...LOVE IT
11. I don't believe money buys happiness(but I do believe it can purchase the sort of misery you can enjoy for a little while)
12. I believe it's truly better to give than to receive
13. If I could wish one person to still be living in my family, it would be my granddaddy(my mom's dad)
14. I regret ever leaving the military(and in the next instant, I don't...confused?)
15. I'm named after my grandfathers
16. I met my wife in New Orleans...think about it, isn't that scary?
17. I am not a neat freak
18. I was always the one that was known as the peacemaker growing up(but I'd fight in a heartbeat if I had to)
19. I LOVE SNOW SKIING
20. I love to run
21. I'd rather swim than run
22. I think soccer is the greatest team sport in the world(since Aaron doesn't read this blog anymore, odds are this won't go anywhere)
23. I take really good pictures
24. I can't drink more than 3 or 4 beers over the course of 3 hours(just can't, lose desire to taste it anymore....I've always thought this weird)
25. I think my father is among the finest men on this planet
26. I think my younger brother is a better man than I am
27. I help out around the house(yes, I do dishes)
28. I'm still waiting for a certain friend to take me duck hunting(but he doesn't read this, so I'll probably keep on waiting)
29. My favorite vehicle in the world is the Humvee(the original one, not the H2)
30. If they didn't play on Sundays, I'd be on the PGA tour right now...making money
31. I buy my wife flowers for no reason at all
32. I have seen owls mate(no, think about it...how many people do you know that have seen this?)
33. I played goalkeeper in soccer
34. I think people who litter should have to pick up our roads every Saturday for a month on their first offense, a year on their second
35. I wrote a story when I was very young that was very similar to "IRON EAGLE" and then threw it away, 2 years before the movie came out...hmmmmm
36. I've shot one arrow into the back of another one...yes, like Robin Hood(my old roommate has it and passes it off as his feat...idiot)
37. I prefer running in the morning as opposed to the evening
38. I think everyone should learn to properly handle and own a firearm
39. I worked on Woody Jenkins' Senate campaign in 1996 and saw how Mary Landrieu stole the election
40. I rebuilt the engine in my '69 Chevy Belair
41. I went to NLU to play soccer and got there to find out the team was cut due to budget cuts
42. I never went out for the college golf team because I couldn't stand the guys on the team
43. I wish I could sing better
44. I tried out for American Gladiators when I was 22(damn near made it, too)
45. I think Ronald Reagan is the best President we've had since before the War of Northern Agression(you northerners call it the Civil War)
46. I have an uncle that was a Secret Service Agent...went to D.C. a flaming liberal, came back a right-wing conservative
47. I know people I'd lay down my life for
48. I actually enjoyed reading Shakespeare(I don't understand it all, I just liked it)
49. I played the viola for 3 years
50. I know the words to the song "Alice's Restaurant"

Posted by james at March 29, 2005 10:26 PM

Comments

Aaron might not read it but I still do. I'm so gonna tell on you.

Posted by: Amy at March 30, 2005 07:33 PM

Said like an eleven year old right after his sister says she's going to tell mom-"Go ahead! I'm not scared!"

funny

Posted by: SonofThunder at March 31, 2005 09:02 AM

I'm impressed that you know the words to Alice's Restaurant.

I like to run at night. I'm not a true morning person.

I have a 2 beer limit, myself. I just get too full. I think that's a good thing.

Posted by: Christin at March 31, 2005 03:22 PM


22) I think American football is the ultimate team sport and baseball is the perfect sport. Do you know the origin of the word, "soccer"?

24) One reason I often drink beer instead of wine is that I am less likely to drink too much.

29) I think Hummers are obnoxious and pretensious.

45) I've decided to start calling it, "The War of Federal Aggression" because it was actually a war of the federal government against all the states. The federal government grew as a result at the expense of all the states. All the states lost that one.

50) "I wanna kill, Kill, KILL!"

Posted by: GumboFilé at April 1, 2005 10:57 PM


or is it, "keel, Keel, KEEL!"

Posted by: GumboFilé at April 1, 2005 10:57 PM


?

Posted by: GumboFilé at April 1, 2005 10:58 PM

Funny. For those that don't know, GumboFile and I go to church together and he is a hoot.
22 The origin of the word soccer came from 2 words- "Association Football" in England in the 1800s and was actually spelled "socca".
29 Hummers weren't made to be wallflowers, they were and are designed to get troops and equipment around on the battlefield through all types of conditions, therefore they only look "obnoxious" and "pretentious" to civilians ;)
45 You are so correct.
50 "You're our boy!"

Posted by: SonofThunder at April 2, 2005 08:35 AM